I tend to travel light, which is why I only carry the absolute essentials on a daily basis. 1/2 a pound of Whitney Houston approved cocaine - we don't do crack, crack is CHEAP. A bag of Britney Federline approved Tostitos. A 9.5 inch dildo. And diamonds. Did I mention I only carry the essentials?
You didn't think that's actually what I carry with me, did you? If you did, I'm surprised you actually had the ability to finish reading that paragraph you idiot... I kid I kid! I'm sure you can tell from my chaotic array of receipts and designer goods that my life mainly consists of shopping. And when I'm not shopping I'm probably napping. What else do I do? Remember that 6'4 platinum blonde boy in the park, running around in circles screaming "Vroom! Vroom! I'm an airplane!"? Yeah, that's me.
35 comments:
this post officially made me my favourite - so much that i even forgive you for having an iphone over bberry.
Funny things is... I have a very vivid image in my mind of you pretending to be an airplane. I am sure you must have done that at work at least once. :)
your site is love! . which reminds me that i really need to buy an, ehem, new "gigglestick". hahaha. chic gloves, too!
thanks for dropping by CITT!
<3
eden
Thats how its done, love u glamouri Bitch
xoxo HAIRY GUIDO FASHION VICTUM
hahahaha amazing. i love the first pic. did you pay for that dildo with diamonds?
hilarious. I love your blog. x
Hah,great post!!!
So funny ! :)
haha.
i could never ever again show whats inside my bags since they are always such a mess.. i like how your things are all black/white.
take care! xx
You dont understand how much I am living for you right now!! :-)
you have no shame in your dildo game and i love it.
Aaaah! Friggin' marry me!
lovely gucci...and vibrator too
hahahahahaha
kiss
so fun you girl... i'm already adoring you!!!!!!!!
i'll follow you from today!
Hahaha! This is my favorite "what's inside my bag" post. I love it. You are too funny! And that dildo is huge. Hahaha!
hahaha, loooves this. You really know how to entertain.
x
Hey one needs a 9.5 inch vibrator to defend themselves from today's psychos! LOL ;-D
I love your bag and what's inside it!
your bog is disgustingly fabulous.
i stumbled upon it today and i am in love!
I AM FOLLOWING!
omg, you are too great!
so funny!
i am obsessed with fashion as well!
sincerely, the fashionista from
thesilentswagger.blogspot.com
you are hilarious.
http://jdebaer.blogspot.com/
we are practically carrying the same exact things hahaha amazing, love it!
-Alexandria
www.eyeswdeopen.blogspot.com
hahahahaha THAT IS A CLASSIC YOUR TOO FUNNY LMAO!
X
Haha sooo cool!!! : ) xoxo
Hahaha that was funny..especially the Crack and dildo thing..Love your Blog really entertaining ;)
lol this made me laugh xoxox
Great post, loves it. Seriously loving the content on your page. It got me following and bloglovin...
-Stephen Pham
http://itsgoodtobepham.blogspot.com
too funny haha
rickyjamesflynn.blogspot.com
That was hilarious! I enjoyed it
femmeennoir.blogspot.com
hahahhahhahhahhah
i love you!
funny thing is i didnt think that the first picture was that strange!
omg i couldn't stop laughing! ur hilarious! haha.
thank you again !
your blog is seriously amazing, im always stopping by :)
CLM x
The dildo...hilarious! Admit it...that top pic is a pic of your "weekend essentials"! LOL
And I promise you that i would dropkick you in the left jaw to get my hands on that bag. I'm short but I have reach!
Dildos are essential
the same thing in mine
This post is one of the greatest things I have ever seen on the internet.
hahah nice..loooove your blog!
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