1.25.2010

THIS IS WHAT'S IN MY BAG BITCHES


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I tend to travel light, which is why I only carry the absolute essentials on a daily basis. 1/2 a pound of Whitney Houston approved cocaine - we don't do crack, crack is CHEAP. A bag of Britney Federline approved Tostitos. A 9.5 inch dildo. And diamonds. Did I mention I only carry the essentials?

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You didn't think that's actually what I carry with me, did you? If you did, I'm surprised you actually had the ability to finish reading that paragraph you idiot... I kid I kid! I'm sure you can tell from my chaotic array of receipts and designer goods that my life mainly consists of shopping. And when I'm not shopping I'm probably napping. What else do I do? Remember that 6'4 platinum blonde boy in the park, running around in circles screaming "Vroom! Vroom! I'm an airplane!"? Yeah, that's me.

35 comments:

monica w said...

this post officially made me my favourite - so much that i even forgive you for having an iphone over bberry.

Ash said...

Funny things is... I have a very vivid image in my mind of you pretending to be an airplane. I am sure you must have done that at work at least once. :)

Eden said...

your site is love! . which reminds me that i really need to buy an, ehem, new "gigglestick". hahaha. chic gloves, too!

thanks for dropping by CITT!

<3
eden

Anonymous said...

Thats how its done, love u glamouri Bitch

xoxo HAIRY GUIDO FASHION VICTUM

Niki B. said...

hahahaha amazing. i love the first pic. did you pay for that dildo with diamonds?

beingdena said...

hilarious. I love your blog. x

Mila said...

Hah,great post!!!

Fashion is a Playground said...

So funny ! :)

ediot said...

haha.
i could never ever again show whats inside my bags since they are always such a mess.. i like how your things are all black/white.
take care! xx

Taryn Andre said...

You dont understand how much I am living for you right now!! :-)

you have no shame in your dildo game and i love it.

Shibuya Donna said...

Aaaah! Friggin' marry me!

Marcos Batuecas said...

lovely gucci...and vibrator too
hahahahahaha



kiss

miky said...

so fun you girl... i'm already adoring you!!!!!!!!


i'll follow you from today!

Leah said...

Hahaha! This is my favorite "what's inside my bag" post. I love it. You are too funny! And that dildo is huge. Hahaha!

MissVonDurce said...

hahaha, loooves this. You really know how to entertain.

x

snoblak said...

Hey one needs a 9.5 inch vibrator to defend themselves from today's psychos! LOL ;-D

I love your bag and what's inside it!

Monica Bedi said...

your bog is disgustingly fabulous.
i stumbled upon it today and i am in love!

I AM FOLLOWING!

omg, you are too great!
so funny!

i am obsessed with fashion as well!
sincerely, the fashionista from
thesilentswagger.blogspot.com

Jennifer said...

you are hilarious.

http://jdebaer.blogspot.com/

Alexandria said...

we are practically carrying the same exact things hahaha amazing, love it!
-Alexandria

www.eyeswdeopen.blogspot.com

SAMISONI PENISINI said...

hahahahaha THAT IS A CLASSIC YOUR TOO FUNNY LMAO!

X

MARIE said...

Haha sooo cool!!! : ) xoxo

Fashion Wh0re said...

Hahaha that was funny..especially the Crack and dildo thing..Love your Blog really entertaining ;)

kirstyb said...

lol this made me laugh xoxox

Stephen Pham said...

Great post, loves it. Seriously loving the content on your page. It got me following and bloglovin...

-Stephen Pham
http://itsgoodtobepham.blogspot.com

rickyjames said...

too funny haha

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champagne kisses said...

That was hilarious! I enjoyed it
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fadetoblack said...

hahahhahhahhahhah
i love you!

fadetoblack said...

funny thing is i didnt think that the first picture was that strange!

toxic disco boy said...

omg i couldn't stop laughing! ur hilarious! haha.

CLM said...

thank you again !
your blog is seriously amazing, im always stopping by :)
CLM x

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

The dildo...hilarious! Admit it...that top pic is a pic of your "weekend essentials"! LOL

And I promise you that i would dropkick you in the left jaw to get my hands on that bag. I'm short but I have reach!

Nadir H. said...

Dildos are essential

lettre à élise said...

the same thing in mine

marloperry said...

This post is one of the greatest things I have ever seen on the internet.

Tiffany said...

hahah nice..loooove your blog!