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My lifelong idol and inspiration Lilo debuts her new line of clothing 6126, you can find her new line on the rack next to 725 originals at Zellers (J/k). At the rate she's going that's as close to classy she's going to get. I can see it now...

"Lindsay: How should I pose? Is this good?"
"Photographer: Yeah, good... Just act natural"
*snorts two lines, stumbles and mimics holding a penis while pouting her lips*

PS. The Haute Bitch is back and in business. Missed you all - thanks for the get well wishes! xoxo


JBriggs said...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why!?

Roya + the Machine said...

Not going to lie, I read this and died.
Why do celebrities think that fame gives the ability to design clothing?

simona said...

i don't like lilo!

Erin W. said...

Ohhh Lilo, whyy?? However I think your little scenario there has captured her "natural beauty" quite well ;)

Sjaar said...

all better now? Wow i thought she has hit rock bottom.. Lucky Lilo

Nicole Jarecz said...

she makes me sick. especially when she collaborated with emanuel ungaro as a 'creative director'

*throws up*

being an artist myself this is a slap in the face.

i hate you lindsay!

konshonchloe said...

fantastic lindsay!! and u sooo hott boyyyy!!!
me encantas como decimos ak en panama
un besooo enorme

marloperry said...

LOL at your 'act natural' comment.

I would only buy these out of pity. I don't wear leggings, but if I did, I could get the same designs elsewhere for around $10.

soz, Lindz.

veronicaa said...

Hahahaha amazing!
She's a top-notch designer for sure hahahaha
XO Veronica

LeXa said...

Well surely a lot of Lilo's fans will be buying her collection..I still think she still have the style..

monica said...

zellers really?
evem kmart didnt want her line??

altho granted, at least now the other clothes at zellers would look better next to the contrast

snoblak said...

You make me laugh: "mimics holding a penis". That girl needs a good scrub and needs to go back acting before the world gets sick of her.

iam.mai said...

she looks so f*Cked up in the photo on the right. lol.


she'll always be my all-time favorite firecrotch.