My lifelong idol and inspiration Lilo debuts her new line of clothing 6126, you can find her new line on the rack next to 725 originals at Zellers (J/k). At the rate she's going that's as close to classy she's going to get. I can see it now...
"Lindsay: How should I pose? Is this good?"
"Photographer: Yeah, good... Just act natural"
*snorts two lines, stumbles and mimics holding a penis while pouting her lips*
PS. The Haute Bitch is back and in business. Missed you all - thanks for the get well wishes! xoxo