1.12.2010

A PIECE OF ADVICE FOR THE LADIES

 
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Giselle, Kate, and Naomi better watch out because there's a new bitch in town. If you're looking to spruce up your look I'd suggest using Snookie from MTV's Jersey Shore as an answer. First off, she created the hair poof, she's got an amazing tan fluorescent orange glow, and she knows how to show off her mad skills on the poll. What more could you ask for, really? OK, seriously... I'm still not quite sure what this thing is or what she's wearing but I kind of have a soft spot for her somewhere near Lindsay Lohan.


PS. These super classy shots were taken last weekend at Opium Club in Miami where she was reported to have been paid $10,000 to attend.

I think i'm in love with this 4'9 cellulite covered BITCH. Don't lie, I know you are too.

34 comments:

kim said...

she's a hot mess



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Anonymous said...

she's only 4'9". isn't that crazy. i love this crazy bitch

MissVonDurce said...

lmfao, she's not a hot mess 'cause shes not hot. IT'S disgusting.

thatsorad said...

The fact that she is confident in who she is rocks! Nothing disgusting or messy about that. ...as long as it is not liquid confidence.

fadetoblack said...

haha love it!
and to answer your questions about the split photos i did that on photoshop :)++

snoblak said...

4'9" ....Wowza and I thought the Olsen twins were microscopic at 5'0" and 5'1". I still can't get over the lace over stripes combo she's got on.

Nathalie said...

Hmm, haven't heard of her before. Not quite sure....
*Nathalie

Jennifer said...

GTL, BABY

http://jdebaer.blogspot.com/

Carol said...

Great pics!!!
Thanks for your comment and for following me!
xoxo

My Favourite Things said...

Haha, oh my god that is atrocious!

prashant said...

haven't heard of her before. Not quite sure....

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Kiki said...

Yuck. This bitch makes Linds look like a fashion icon.

- Kiki xo

lunacy--fringe.blogspot.com

diamondsinchampagne said...

I am still yet to watch Jersey Shore, I have no idea where it is on Australiam TV... so need to look. I am sooo dying to see it though, it's all I hear about!

juno said...

another motherfvckin hot mess!!

CC said...

Whoot Whoot! ;)
Xx

Taryn Andre said...

the sarcasm in this post just made me smile...im a sarcastic kind of a gal too.

she really does look like a mess, and that tv show is a waste of air time. I dont bother watching it. Dont really give a damn about orange faced, hair gel wearing people.

Ash said...

I think i just vomited a little bit... I can't stop staring...

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(always)alanna said...

ahahaha- love the lohan comment best
xx
and gorgeous blogg- will definitely stop by again SOON!

Platform Princess said...

Is it wrong that I love her?

(I just slapped myself)

Love your blog.

PP x

www.platformprincess.blogspot.com

monica w said...

how can you NOT love snookie.

bitch owes the poof and makes lindsay lohan's tan looks natural.

im impressed.

Emily said...

I love Snookie! I think she's cute. I like her hair and the orange tan. cellulite, I could live with out. But you know me Michael, I'm not opposed to people lookin a lil trashy if that's what their after!

Graham I. Haynes said...

I admit that, through my disgust, I am weirdly attracted to this woman. ha.

Rianna Bethany said...

she's one crazy ass lady!!!
Rianna Bethany xxx

Chaos said...

I love this fat bitch. Makes me wanna swing my fat ass out on the dancefloor. :)

Erin W. said...

HAHAHA...I just died a little. Please tell me you are familiar with www.ihateyourfashion.com??? Because you need to a) visit it NOW, and then b) go make friends with Kim on newsensenuisance.blogspot.com ...just mention Jersey Shore hahaha

stylishislander said...

Sometimes I'm SO happy I don't have cable!! Love your blog Michael!! I can't help but keep coming back.

Niki B. said...

snookie is amazing. "I'm not trashy, only when I drink too much". SO GOOD.

xo Niki

Pixie Dust said...

woo, I just gave you a little award, come check it out on my blog :))
I'm impatiently waiting for a new post ;)

THE DIVINITUS said...

awesome.
lol.

secretsong1 said...

Never heard of her :-)

Rosa said...

So freaking funny !!!! She is the kind of people we have to thank because they make us laugh every now and then when they are on the news!!!
BTW: I love your blog darling ;)
xx
Rosa

http://mystylishlittlesecret.blogspot.com/

sharonlei said...

Snookie is the bomb... no matter what anyone thinks. :)

*fist pump*

Love & Aloha,
S

http://elisharon.blogspot.com/

iam.mai said...

this was a really funny post. i enjoyed it.

another *fist pump* to that.

xo.
iam.jewelry


iammaiblog.blogspot.com

Enna Gagliano said...

Um amazing. Where do I start quoting "there's a new bitch in town" LOOOL