5.27.2010

H SIZE FOR HAUTE

 
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Ok, so I know Heidi and her new improved plastic face may be old news. But seriously, have you listened to her single "Superficial"? The lyrics scare me. She or her middle aged male song writer is completely delusional of her image . I think my favourite part has to be "They just mad cause I'm sexy, famous, and I'm rich. I rock the latest fashion and I set the latest trends" I'm pretty sure the only "trends" she's rocking is looking like a retired porn star suffering from genital warts. Love it or hate it, you gotta admit it's catchy despite the fact that she sounds like a beluga whale with Auto-Tune.

For "The Hills" watchers - Do you think I should get H sized boobs for Haute?

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18 comments:

Brooke said...

Holy crap! She could fall on her face and then bounce right back up again with those babies!!!

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Michelle said...

"SURGERY HUG!" ugh omg. I miss her old look.

Renee said...

honey, I've seen her close up in person and she was pretty "before"...now she's just wrong. So tragic.

JBriggs said...

heidi montag looks like a barbie that has had its face put up against a lamp so it has melted a little

schnellie™ said...

She was a hot girl and now?

G said...

this made me laugh out loud at my school's library! several people gave me cuteye. not haute.

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Morgan-Ashley said...

O WOW!!! The song is pretty catchy lol!


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Sarah @ Pandora's Box said...

LMFAO Beluga wale?!?! Most amazing comment ever. Her boobies look like they'd be hard to the touch... scary stuff!

Molly said...

I would love to hear the pre-production version of this song. But then again, this song consists of... what.. like 4 notes?

THE DIVINITUS said...

why ? ...

Taryn said...

i cant understand why she thought she wasnt pretty before the knife. I used to think she was one of the prettiest on the show.

People need to understand that when you go to far with plastic surgery, it doesnt make you look younger or prettier, it just literally makes it look like you had plastic surgery.

lettre à élise said...

cette fille manque tellement de classe c'est incroyable!!!!
pourquoi aux USA tout le monde veut chanter?

EGO TRIP AND FASHION said...

she looks like a doll now.

Gayle said...

The only thing I like about her is her adorable pink studded bikini : )

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ABIGAIL NY said...

Don't know why she did that!!..she was so freggin hot before she decided to...(no idea what that was)...wonder what spencer thinks though!
well so so sad, but it's her choice. killer blog btw! following.

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David Casavant said...

ewww heidi- so tacky yet u secretly have to luv her
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~Fleur♥ said...

urgh , she always fails.

xo, Fleur

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Cosmo King said...

hahaha, i can honestly say i almost started to cry when i saw that whole pornstar sich, totally died!